“new zealand accents and australian accents sound the same”
"Fesh en Cheps" and "Fush un Chups"
you put the tip of the dick in your ass but you don’t let it fuck you: a metaphor
Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why