Hi, ladies and gents. My name is David, I'm a twenty three year old who currently lives in Auckland, New Zealand. I'm a BSc Psych major currently at the University of Auckland. I've previously lived in Australia and the USA, as well as briefly in the UK. My hobbies include looking at boys, not sleeping, Teen Wolf, K-Pop, drinking like the irish, and swearing like a fuckin' sailor.



“new zealand accents and australian accents sound the same”


"Fesh en Cheps" and "Fush un Chups" 


you put the tip of the dick in your ass but you don’t let it fuck you: a metaphor


Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me


tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why


i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this