Hi, ladies and gents. My name is David, I'm a twenty four year old who currently lives in Auckland, New Zealand. I'm a BA Psych major currently at the University of Auckland. I've previously lived in Adelaide, South Australia and Melbourne, Victoria; Milford, Pennsylvania and New York City, New York. Most of my life is spent looking at pretty boys, drinking cheap gin, not sleeping, being emotionally volatile and listening to sad music.


whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

432point1:

Teleport all weeaboos to mars

le-carnet-de-buffy:

"Je suis pas raciste, mais…"
"Je suis pas homophobe, mais…"
"Je veux pas être sexiste, mais…"


… mais t’es con. 

cyclonias:

it doesn’t matter how many shows I watch none of them will let me down like Glee let me down

reblog if your name isn’t Ashley.