Hi, ladies and gents. My name is David, I'm a twenty four year old who currently lives in Auckland, New Zealand. I'm a BSc Psych major currently at the University of Auckland. I've previously lived in Australia and the USA. My hobbies include looking at boys, drinking cheap gin, not sleeping, and listening to sad music.

surprisebitch:

when you’re trying to save someone’s life by performing cpr

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I just wanna get baked and listen to shitty techno music in the back yard of my old house in Adelaide in 40 degree heat please

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

your fave is problematic: my cat

fuzzwizard:

• doesnt understand the gaza confict
• kind of an asshole

latitiasimmonds:

how do i reblog other peoples selfies not just mine??

i am the human embodiment “its not good to be ill” tish simmonds vine right now

lionsarah:

THERE IS SO MUCH GOOD FANFICTION IN THIS WORLD

SO GOD DAMN MUCH

SO MANY FICS THAT I WOULD CUT OFF MY LEFT ARM TO SEE PLAYED OUT

AND PEOPLE CHOOSE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY

latitiasimmonds:

wassuuuup boganslut

i think im gonna faint

cisandhetphobia:

*points to favorite character* bisexual

*fandom crying loudly* no…stop……theyre not….they either homogay or heterostraight…..please don’t….

*points to favorite character again* love that bisexual

linsdaylohan:

where is their academy award

bonerhouse:

the thing with helen clark or any woman in government is appearance. obviously the whole fucking nation thought helen clark wasn’t attractive and that was the root of the reason why a lot of people voted against her in the elections which is..disgusting? and her elections sign had been photoshopped and no one appreciated that either and thought it was funny. obviously they would change her appearance if it’s going to help at all in the election (which of course it shouldn’t but u know..,people). but then the flipside to that is if an attractive woman gets into parliament people will critisise her too saying she only got in for her looks. either you don’t get in based on looks or you do if you’re a woman in parliament and it is so pathetic

this is hella true and really sad but the jokes on all those fucks because she’s astute and intelligent enough to head up the freakin UNDP

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person